Times are difficult for everyone, so the number of sellers is growing by the minute. For the last two weeks a seller dressed with a yellow shirt and a purple tie (uuuggghhh!!!) has been trying to sell me holidays at cheap prices. He even offered me roses. I already told the Police he's probably part of a gang who has been watching my building for more than a month and which has already robbed some of my neighbours and their apartments. These new mafias are dangerous. They rent houses and do stake outs, watching every move, so they can go inside the building when there's no one there. So, their latest trick is to get people out of the house, so they can feast on their belongings.
Neighbours for me are like family: I didn't choose them, but I have to live with them, so I keep the distance to keep the respect. But the same applies the other way around, because everybody has got family and neighbours: even with my brother or parents whenever they crossed the line, there was a reply. I spent months without talking to them, more than once, so it's clear to guess what will happen to other people who aren't that close to me, including neighbours and such from the same native region of my family.
These sellers don't see how stupid they are, trying to sell me what I don't want to buy, when they have had for years the answer to my complaints as a special offer. As their brains don't seem to be working anymore, certainly due to an evil foreign influence, maybe it's them who need a long holiday. Perhaps boarding a train at St. Apolonia will do the trick.
