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The great Katt Williams, master of pimps, for your pleasure, dear readers.
Watch and learn: pimps and mobsters look almost alike. Well, most of the times they are alike, because they are pimps and mobsters in one. They start by wearing dark glasses; then it's the white tie, or a very light one matching the shirt; then the rings and earrings, all bling; then the white shoes, the coat and hat; the bitches are always around them, even when they're not visible, mind and body, they're always doing their thing, getting them money.
Do you believe that one of these creeps actually thought I was one of his bitches and even bought a turquoise collar to put around my neck? That is bitching! Me! He wanted me to go to Madrid and sign the contract there. That kind of offer you cannot refuse. To be on the pay roll forever. Let's say that there are more chances of him marrying his grandmother than that to happen. I reported the unwanted soliciting to the Police, the always very national PORTUGUESE POLICE, that's what I did. I ain't whoring around, you motherfucker.
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