Monkey Business

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Who would say there were Gremlin Monkeys ?

It never crossed my mind the Devil could be so interested in me. I don't say he's in love, because he's incapable of such feeling, so divine and human in one, that you need a heart to feel it. But I'm impressed he responds so quickly to my challenges, by showing off his power, of course, because power is the only thing that drives him on and gives him a hard on (that's why he enjoys so much giving me a hard time; it's his kind of rough sex, I guess).

Just like that Nazi I wrote about before

http://arieslibra.blogspot.com/2009/05/tragic-feelings.html

he enjoys me too much, he simply cannot stop staring at me, as if I was the most beautiful woman in the world. Right now I can compete with Princess Diana for the title of the most photographed woman in history. Who would say that ?! The beauty I had is almost gone, together with my youth, but you cannot argue with the Devil: his desires are commands, and his slaves get the pics. I believe that's why I'm still alive. Where would he get his kicks from after killing me? Therefore, he spends every minute he can spare thinking about me. This would have been the greatest love story of all times if he wasn't the Devil (who's got all eternity to spread evil) and I wasn't a mere human mortal in pain.
Anyway, this is the story, so far:

After the Fairytale pics

http://arieslibra.blogspot.com/2009/05/fairytale.html

as I complained about his monkeys harassment

http://equinoxmore.blogspot.com/2009/06/salva-me-tarzan.html

now he decided to play Tarzan, flexing his muscles ( literally) in a gym.

The thing is that Tarzan was a good man, not a beast, and he did good deeds. The Devil playing Tarzan is just another mask, a Gremlin pretending he's a Gizmo, if you remember the films (if you don't, it's time to watch both of them: I and II). And when gremlins get together, it's just like monkeys, it's chaos all over.

So, dear readers, with gremlins on the loose, be extremely careful from now on with anything that has got a motor, because they fancy that noise more than anything else. Perhaps even more than their Master fancies me.

NOTE: Don't be fooled by the images of the Devil as an horrid creature. If he weren't handsome and charming, how would he trick people, specially women? (I too fell under his spell, and now I'm his prisoner.) And remember his best trick is pretending he doesn't exist. Others (his partners and his opponents) are blamed for his deeds, and he gets away with murder. Always. Kyrie !