Whom do you think Putin is preparing himself to punch hard?
Some spies?
Some traitors?
Some allies?
An elephant?
A flea?
Me?
1- Well, Medvedev is not the only one who loves photographs. I've got quite an album of photos of both of them, and Putin has got the best ones of the two (what else is new?). It's all very balanced indeed in this threesome relationship: I've got their public and legal photos, just like everyone else can have, and they've got photos of mine private, illegal and certainly not authorized by me. I recall one in particular, when I was 21 years old, during a trip to the Algarve, sitting on a chair, all twisted, with a leg up. I was dressing in a way that made me look like a certain Russian pole vault champion. As you know, Putin loves Poles so much he even cries for them in public. No wonder then I fell exactly like that photo in the day when he was visiting Poland. This is the latest version of a two-in-one, combining " who's got the power?" and "from Russia with love". Of course it's the Russian power of love. What else could it be? I've got a love bite on my knee to prove it.
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2. Putin loves children literature surely, specially THE LITTLE PRINCE. So he decided to turn fiction into reality. That's power!!! Well, now you'll have to guess how many little princes are there and how many foxes. Let me see: those who are surrounded by crowns, those who behave like princes, those who live in another planet, at least. As for the foxes, that depends a bit on the hair: whether you're manly and proud of it, or simply shave it till the last and smallest hair is gone, the foxes will be around, nearby, brunette bitches just like my grandaunt's fur, traitors to lead you to perdition. There's only one way out, dear princes: get rid of the foxes, or Putin will write the end of the story.
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3. Soon I'll tell you how much these two monsters love my parents and brother. It looks like it's only very fair I wish their offspring and wives the same. They deal with the Devil. I deal with God. Do you remember who wins these battles ? I do.
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4. This is the kind of stuff you get when you go to Russian sites, above all State sites. Don't be surprised all news are messages.That's how they work. And here is a very explicit boar hunt (that's my Chinese sign, if you don't know it yet). Just check what they were doing to me (stuck in a fence with the mouth tied by a rope) and what they were planning to do to me (legs also tied by a rope). What does this mean? In case of doubt, think the worst: I guess they want to paralyze me, put me in a wheel-chair for the rest of my life, or something horrible very similar. By the grace of the Almighty I escaped just in time, I reckon. What new devilry are they preparing next to destroy me ?
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